: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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