She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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