i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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