I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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