You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I just want to make out with him forever
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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