i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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