I like my sex mixed with concussions.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
