so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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