The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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