People in love make me want to vomit
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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