he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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