So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
How's work?
Spinning.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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