Got a toothbrush?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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