Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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