she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Can't talk, ducks in the car
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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