She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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