Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
he wants to bone in the snuggie
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
