They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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