Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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