belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Randomize
