return my video game
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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