I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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