I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
where am i from again
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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