I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Its about making memories worth repressing
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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