I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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