Moan for me like Helen Keller
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I love you. Go after that dick
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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