How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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