I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
People in love make me want to vomit
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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