ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Randomize
