If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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