Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
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