Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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