just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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