He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
my poor anus
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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