I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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