me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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