He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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