Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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