i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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