Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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