he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I've blown a few things in my day
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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