I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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