Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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