I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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