i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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