He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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