Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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