This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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