I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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