This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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