I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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