adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
i believe in u and ur pee
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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