Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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