So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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