Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Let's get the cat blown out
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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