she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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