***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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