i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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